Thankful....yeah really

I’m thankful for you

Telling me what to do

Who knew without you I could tie my shoes

I’m thankful for men

Don’t do what they should

Who knew I should reward you for saying hello

I’m thankful for shoes

That last till it rains

Who knew the ones from the dollar store used glue

I’m thankful for friends

Who listen with deaf ears

Who knew not every stranger is friend not met yet

I’m thankful for family

Who call once a year

Who knew that one call would be for a loan

I’m thankful for food

That don’t turn out right

Who knew that food poisoning was a quick way to shed pounds

I’m thankful for romance novels

That leaves me with envy

Who knew that no man can live up to those written fantasies

I’m thankful for days off

To run my home errands

Who knew the house wouldn’t eventually clean itself

I’m thankful for new cars

And high interest loans

Who knew that it was investment to buy a luxury ride

I’m thankful for me

And all that I do

Who new I’m the best the that would happen to you