Thursday, November 18, 2010

Your gratitude

You should be thanking me
For gracing your stage
For putting on display this bodacious
For lighting up your fire
Sharing on my ride
Can’t no other bring it like I do
I am the wind that carries your dreams
I’ve brought grown men to their knees
With smile or a wink
Be thankful I’m sparing you
The full extend of my beauty
Keri talking about being hated for her beauty?
I was meaning of the word before it was defined
I give breath to singers
I’m the muse to artists
Yes you should be thanking me
For basking in my presence
And so as I stand bringing shine to your world
I accept your gratitude

You are appreciated

So you know I appreciate you…
I wake you with a warm mouth, yeah I claim what is mine
Wake up at dawn to make sure you get a hot breakfast
Make you a hot plate and sometimes serve it in bed
Or join you in the shower to help wash your back

So you know that value you
I leave little notes in your coat and briefcase
Tell you I appreciate the way you hold it down at home
Call you to sweet talk or dirty talk you
Lock us up in your office for naked lunch picnic

So you know that I’m thankful for you
I set out your dinner before you come home
Give you a should rub three times a week
Don’t nag about my day and not give your beef
Greet at the door in stilettos and smile on my face

So I’ve shown and I’ve done and I’ve had it up to here
With your whining and complaining that you don’t get my respect
I’m not asking for the world, but a back rub would be nice
Or a call to tell me baby, I will cook for you tonight
I work as many hours and bring in the bulk of the pay
But just so you don’t stray, and don’t feel underappreciated
And start getting emotionally disconnected because
I don’t pat you on your back for the things you’re SUPPOSED to do

I’ll continue to show you that I’m grateful for you
In fact, baby, just forget all the rants I just gave
I’ve drawn up your bath, let’s go relax
Your game is about to come on
And we don’t want your beer to get cold

Thankful....yeah really

I’m thankful for you
Telling me what to do
Who knew without you I could tie my shoes

I’m thankful for men
Don’t do what they should
Who knew I should reward you for saying hello

I’m thankful for shoes
That last till it rains
Who knew the ones from the dollar store used glue

I’m thankful for friends
Who listen with deaf ears
Who knew not every stranger is friend not met yet

I’m thankful for family
Who call once a year
Who knew that one call would be for a loan

I’m thankful for food
That don’t turn out right
Who knew that food poisoning was a quick way to shed pounds

I’m thankful for romance novels
That leaves me with envy
Who knew that no man can live up to those written fantasies

I’m thankful for days off
To run my home errands
Who knew the house wouldn’t eventually clean itself

I’m thankful for new cars
And high interest loans
Who knew that it was investment to buy a luxury ride

I’m thankful for me
And all that I do
Who new I’m the best the that would happen to you

Post Thanksgiving

Twas the hour after meal on Thanksgiving Day
Nobody was stirring and ev’n the dog lay
The ‘aitis had got them like food always do
But everyone knew soon the party would ensue

The men on the couches worshipped the big screen
Inside the kitchen, the kids made things clean
Some moms with the men tried to follow the game
But waking at 4 really put out their flame

Then children were locked up in a room upstairs
And all of their parents they were all downstairs
No kid would dare peek out or sneak out in coyness
For fear of back hand slaps for minding grown folks bidness

Out came Dominos and Spades to be played
Some sipped on eggnog or mixed drinks homemade
The sales ads were scoped for Black Friday deals
To the kitchen some went for repeat of the meals

Then came the morning or more like midnight
When mama and aunty prepared for the fight
They mapped out the setup of stores they would see
Wal-Mart at midnight, then Target by three

Now Robert, Jamilliah, now Damon and Aimee
On Raven, Anita, on Garrett and Amy
To the store at the mall, to the front of the line
Now push away, push away, this is all mine!

With car full of toys, ‘lectronics and clothing
Fatigued to boot from all of bargaining
We checked out storefronts and many displays
Oh yes, it’s official, it’s now the Holidays