Single black professional female
In search of single male
For friends with benefits agreement
Benefits of my choosing
If interested, please proceed
I seek a man of character and intelligence
To fulfill my need for conversation
Between the evening hours of 5 and 11
To stimulate my mind and be visually pleasing to my eyes
I seek a man of strength with handyman skills
To paint my deck, take out the trash and clean after I cook
A man to decorate my arms at events
Where family and friends expect one to be paired
I seek a man unafraid of horror flix
A cuddler to hold me when the storms are scary
A masseuse for those nights when I just too sore
A fighter to protect me ‘cause my friends know I don’t fight
I seek a prime specimen to entertain me at my will
To be my friend and confident
To not expect any sex
Oops, sounds like a different ad
Single Black Professional Female
In search of a husband.
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