Friday, September 10, 2010

SBPF ISO SM for FWB agreement

Single black professional female
In search of single male
For friends with benefits agreement
Benefits of my choosing
If interested, please proceed

I seek a man of character and intelligence
To fulfill my need for conversation
Between the evening hours of 5 and 11
To stimulate my mind and be visually pleasing to my eyes

I seek a man of strength with handyman skills
To paint my deck, take out the trash and clean after I cook
A man to decorate my arms at events
Where family and friends expect one to be paired

I seek a man unafraid of horror flix
A cuddler to hold me when the storms are scary
A masseuse for those nights when I just too sore
A fighter to protect me ‘cause my friends know I don’t fight

I seek a prime specimen to entertain me at my will
To be my friend and confident
To not expect any sex
Oops, sounds like a different ad

Single Black Professional Female
In search of a husband.

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