Get off me

Get off me

No! I’m not married and

There’s no special guy in my life

And there aren’t kids

But what does this wedding right now

That we’re here celebrating and enjoying

Has to do with my single existence

No I’m not next

Don’t toss me the dang bouquet

No don’t mail it to me either

I’ve caught 3 of the bloody things and

They just wither and die or collect dust

And yes I’m still picky cause I standards

Oh you getting married?

And you want me to be in it?

And wear that uncomfortable dress

And spend hundreds of dollars just to watch

Blow away a few thousands that you

Could be investing

Oh a baby, another one

I’m so freaking, gosh darn happy for you

I’m getting started on the blanket right away

And ooh and shower must be had

I just hope you know we’re in a recession

And I’m done buying birthday presents

You think I’m bitter

Noooooo, me, I’m happy for you

I just want you to stay out of my darn business

Stop telling me what to do

Stop asking me about my relationships

Right now I’m just gonna do me